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[nycphp-jobs] job: Sr. PHP developer - startup - Union Square NYC

Kristina Anderson ka at kacomputerconsulting.com
Thu Jul 17 09:25:52 EDT 2008


also

Environment: Relaxed

can often mean

"Not only does our senior management LOOK like a bunch of potheads in 
their super relaxed casual wear, they actually ARE a bunch of potheads, 
and this is their first real job, and therefore while THEY may find the 
environment relaxed, you their employee will be subject to constant 
boneheaded reversals and poor decision making skills on their part 
ensuring that you are anything BUT relaxed."

-- Kristina



> stuff like
> 
> Environment: Relaxed
> 
> actually means "we all wear really hideous casual clothing, and we 
want 
> you to dress this way too, because if you're comfortable in your 
funny 
> shorts and faded t-shirt, then we think you won't realize that you 
are 
> working 12 hour days in a slavepit without even some non-soundproof 
> cubicle walls to call your own."
> 
> This is a prime example of what you do not want to say.
> Programmers don't care about dress codes.  Even if there is one, we 
are 
> going to dress the way we want to dress anyway.
> 
> also, exactly WHAT is "in the space between e-commerce and content / 
ad 
> driven"...?    
> 
> 
> --Kristina
> 
> 
> > Listening to the list last night and this morning, why not tell us 
> > recruiters, both in-house and agency, what you want to see in the 
ads?
> > 
> > I've cut this down to the bone. I've got more information but all 
the 
> > verbiage in an email isn't as good as a 10 minute conversation with 
> me, 
> > and a face to face with the client company.
> > 
> > If you are interested, or you want more information, drop me an e-
> mail 
> > or give me a call. The number's there.
> > 
> > This is an employee position.
> > 
> > Location: Union Square, NYC
> > Company type: small, interactive, whose profitable business is in 
the 
> > space between e-commerce and content / ad driven.
> > Environment: Relaxed
> > The need: a strong Object Oriented PHP developer who likes to write 
> > complex SQL statements and can also produce excellent front end 
AJAX.
> > 
> > The team is multi-national, as is the senior management.
> > 
> > What will you be doing? Creating scalable websites whose hit 
numbers 
> go 
> > from 10s of thousands to 10s of millions. Growing - expected to 
> double 
> > in size in two years.
> > 
> > Excellent benefits.
> > Salary, depending on experience, to 95K + bonuses.
> > 
> > All replies in confidence.
> > 
> > -- 
> > What's around the corner? 
> >  
> > Arthur Kaye		    Concepts in Staffing 
> > v.212-293-4353	    9 E. 37th St. 2nd floor 
> > f. 212-652-0789	    New York, NY 10016 
> > kaye at cisny.com           212-725-0300 
> > http://www.cisny.com/
> > 
> > 
> > 
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