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[nycphp-jobs] PHP 5 / MongoDB Developer wanted! Remote or NYC

Edward Prevost Me at EdwardPrevost.info
Wed Jul 6 20:00:58 EDT 2011


 I laughed when i first read this... but now I'm thinking it wasn't a
joke.... but it would have been so funny! :o)

Glad to see everyone on the list is voicing their opinions on job
postings again... lol


On 7/6/2011 11:10 AM, Google wrote:
> Hey up yours!
>
> With your "blah blah blah communication skills"...
>
> In my opinion you can take your job and shove it you snot-nosed imbecile.
>
> Thank you.  Have a nice day.
>
> Rob
>
>
>
> On 7/6/2011 10:43 AM, John Coggeshall wrote:
>> Say no to the oppression of wearing pants and working in a cubicle! We
>> are looking for a seasoned web developer to work remotely on a
>> PHP5/MongoDB project running on Zend Server. If you happen to live
>> in the NYC area that's great too - it helps if time from time you can
>> stop
>> in the office.
>>
>> We don't care about your college degree, but we will want to see
>> examples of recent work, and you'll have to run the gauntlet with our
>> lead techs, so choose your code wisely.
>>
>> Most job descriptions throw in "blah blah blah communication skills
>> blah blah", but this is a full-time (potentially) remote position, so
>> your
>> communication skills and ability to work independently are absolutely
>> critical. Attention to detail and efficiency are key characteristics
>> of our ideal candidate.
>>
>> REQUIRED:
>> - Excellent PHP5 skills
>> - Strong MongoDB skills
>> - Strong Javascript skills, both client-side and node.js servers
>> - Experience with the Lithium framework a big plus, CakePHP is a
>> decent substitute
>> - Ability to work within a Scrum Agile framework environment
>>
>> If you're interested, send your resume PDF or link to
>> john at revjam.com. (Emails with MS Word attachments will be
>> /dev/null'd.)
>>
>> Revjam.com is a bright new well-funded startup based out of New York
>> City, NY. Our product,  was recently with the support of the NYPHP
>> community in May, 2011 focused on being the premier social commerce
>> platform.
>>
>
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