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[nycphp-jobs] Fwd: Re: PHP 5 / MongoDB Developer wanted! Remote or NYC

Google webmiester at gmail.com
Wed Jul 6 23:58:11 EDT 2011


Dearest Rob,

Kindly fuck off.

Yours,
- Nate



on Jul 6, 2011, at 12:52 PM, Google wrote:

>
>  On 7/6/2011 11:35 AM, Nate Abele wrote:
>>  Dearest Rob,
>>
>>  Kindly fuck off.
>>
>>  Yours,
>>  - Nate
>>
>>
>Hey up yours!
>
>With your "blah blah blah communication skills"...
>
>In my opinion you can take your job and shove it you snot-nosed imbecile.
>
>Thank you.  Have a nice day.
>
>Rob
>
>
On 7/6/2011 10:43 AM, John Coggeshall wrote:


> Say no to the oppression of wearing pants and working in a cubicle! We
> are looking for a seasoned web developer to work remotely on a
> PHP5/MongoDB project running on Zend Server. If you happen to live
> in the NYC area that's great too - it helps if time from time you can 
> stop
> in the office.
>
> We don't care about your college degree, but we will want to see
> examples of recent work, and you'll have to run the gauntlet with our
> lead techs, so choose your code wisely.
>
> Most job descriptions throw in "blah blah blah communication skills
> blah blah", but this is a full-time (potentially) remote position, so 
> your
> communication skills and ability to work independently are absolutely
> critical. Attention to detail and efficiency are key characteristics
> of our ideal candidate.
>
> REQUIRED:
> - Excellent PHP5 skills
> - Strong MongoDB skills
> - Strong Javascript skills, both client-side and node.js servers
> - Experience with the Lithium framework a big plus, CakePHP is a
> decent substitute
> - Ability to work within a Scrum Agile framework environment
>
> If you're interested, send your resume PDF or link to
> john at revjam.com. (Emails with MS Word attachments will be
> /dev/null'd.)
>
> Revjam.com is a bright new well-funded startup based out of New York
> City, NY. Our product,  was recently with the support of the NYPHP
> community in May, 2011 focused on being the premier social commerce
> platform.
>




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