NYCPHP Meetup

[gary666 at hacksrus.com]

We are looking for a backhoe operator to dig holes and move dirt from one
location to another. While this job does not directly utilize PHP, by
digging in specific locations deep enough, you have the ability to control
access to thousands if not millions of internet PHP applications. Required
qualifications: sharp spacial cognition, pushing levers forwards and
backwards, J2EE web application development, and the ability to wolf
whistle loudly.