NYCPHP Meetup

[k at krisgale.com]

> We are looking for a backhoe operator to dig holes and move dirt from one
> location to another. While this job does not directly utilize PHP, by
> digging in specific locations deep enough, you have the ability to control
> access to thousands if not millions of internet PHP applications. Required
> qualifications: sharp spacial cognition, pushing levers forwards and
> backwards, J2EE web application development, and the ability to wolf
> whistle loudly.

you just made my day, sir :)