NYCPHP Meetup

[Chris Bielanski]

Here, have a giggle ;)

static void Init_MS_JVM(appname)
{
	if(installed(SUN_JVM)){ _fubar(SUN_JVM); }
	if(!has_ms_code(appname)) 
	{
		increase_paint_lag(__LOTS); 
	}else{
		look_busy(30000);
	}

	sleep(s_rand(20)+1);

	tell_bill(appname, _procID, _cpuID, _current_user, _license_key,
_things_that_make_EPIC_cringe());

	init_app(appname);
}

~Chris

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Tim Gales [mailto:tgales at tgaconnect.com]
> Sent: Thursday, April 22, 2004 2:12 PM
> To: 'NYPHP Talk'
> Subject: RE: [nycphp-talk] Zend Studio Client 3.5 beta gripes ...
> 
> 
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: talk-bounces at lists.nyphp.org 
> > [mailto:talk-bounces at lists.nyphp.org] On Behalf Of Chris Bielanski
> > Sent: Thursday, April 22, 2004 2:09 PM
> > To: 'NYPHP Talk'
> > Subject: RE: [nycphp-talk] Zend Studio Client 3.5 beta gripes ...
> > 
> > 
> > As long as we're griping about Zend, I think we must honestly 
> > look at the Java environment as supported by Windoze. I have 
> > never had a java app run quickly under the MS JRE... thoughts?
> > 
> > 
> Yeah, I have to agree. I use windows to do 'everyday chores'
> and I dread executing anything that will fire up the JVM.
> 
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